If you own a dog, feed it! Domesticated puppies should not have to eat one another to survive. (Inspired by the jerk last night on Animal Precinct)
If you say you are a movie buff, you should know who directed a Clockwork Orange .Your response to not knowing it should not be "It came out in 1971, the year I was born. How should I know that?" (contestant on Dog Eat Dog)
Any high school graduate should be able to tell you where the Suez Canal is. Hint: It's not is Guadalajara(contestant on Dog Eat Dog)
Just cause a guy says blondes are not his type, is no reason to kick him off before the egotistical, womanizing bouncer your daughter can't stand! (parents on Meet the Folks)
Potential clients who cannot tell clip art from original art in logos. Wrong!