Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Sometimes People make me sick!
  • If you own a dog, feed it! Domesticated puppies should not have to eat one another to survive. (Inspired by the jerk last night on Animal Precinct)


  • If you say you are a movie buff, you should know who directed a Clockwork Orange .Your response to not knowing it should not be "It came out in 1971, the year I was born. How should I know that?" (contestant on Dog Eat Dog)


  • Any high school graduate should be able to tell you where the Suez Canal is. Hint: It's not is Guadalajara(contestant on Dog Eat Dog)


  • Just cause a guy says blondes are not his type, is no reason to kick him off before the egotistical, womanizing bouncer your daughter can't stand! (parents on Meet the Folks)


  • Potential clients who cannot tell clip art from original art in logos. Wrong!
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