Tuesday, December 31, 2002
Ken's Underwear Does Come Off
Got to give Wal-Mart credit for knowing how to censor for America. Apparently, toys like I used to but – Robots, Superheroes, movie-tie-ins, etc. – can have any number of guns knives, lasers, and missiles to rain down death and destruction. But a Pregnant Barbie doll is beyond the bounds of human decency. You see, inattentive individuals who overlooked Midge’s wedding ring seem to think that a pregnant doll sold alone promotes teenage pregnancy. Don’t they understand the concept of “Other figures sold separately?”
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