Tuesday, February 25, 2003
Francis the Bombing Mule
Thank God for PETA. Without their help, we'd be innundated with WMDD: Weapons of Mass Destruction on Donkeys. PETA has issued their ultimatum to Arafat to stop using asses to deliver suicide bombs, or else....I don't know, guess send more letters. Or send human shields. Better yet, inspectors.
When asked if PETA "considered asking Arafat to persuade those who listen to him to stop blowing up people as well'', the PETA official stated "It's not my business to inject myself into human wars,". Sounds like an ideal candidate for an ass inspector; after all, it takes one to know one.
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