Sunday, August 14, 2005
Parker's Words of Wisdom
Parker is finding ever more inventive methods of avoiding cleaning his room. Last night when I asked him to clean up, we loudly announced he could not clean, as he was marching. He then began to do a rather close imitation of the Minister of Silly Walks as I resigned myself to doing the pickup.
This morning, Parker showed me a sticker of a pink dinosaur, which he then announced was eaten by his enormous stuffed pig and "made him pink all over". After a moment, I realized that he was extrapolating my explanation of how flamingos are pink. If flamingos are made pink by eating shrimp, pigs must do the same thing.
I'm going to have to start calling him Parker A. Stevens, Su-per Genius.
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