Friday, October 28, 2005
Alachua County Jail's no Rura Penthe
Two inmates attempted to escape from the Alachua County Jail this morning. However, knocking out the ceiling only revealed a steel and concrete wall and that there was no way out. A Sherriff Spokesman said the efoort was futile, and there's no way out, unless they have a "beam-me-up Scotty situation."
So take heart, criminals. Don't believe in the no-win situation. All you need are some transtators and a Heisenberg compensator. Maybe I'll bake them into a cake.
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