Friday, December 23, 2005
Sticky Situation
Parker complained this morning that his butt felt 'sticky'. When he took off his underwear, I noted that they were stained a deep red. Horrified, I expected to find the kind of blood and guts kind of injury that keeps us from watching C.S.I. anymore. Instead, I discover...one-fourth of a candy cane, that apparently travelled his entire digestive system. Intact.What kind of perservatives are they putting in those things? Reminds me of the Animaniacs Be careful what you eat":
Grade A milk emulsified
Malto-dextrin alkalide
Silicon deoxylite
Lots of sugar,
Hey, all right!
Calcified synthetic salt
Artificial barley malt
Glycerine and aspartate
Folic acid,
That tastes great!
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