Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Mmmmm....Donuts
The Gateway Grizzlies have created perhaps the single largest artery blocker ever seen - the Donut Burger. That's right - the meaty, greasy goodness of ground beef combined with the sticky sweetness of the Krispy Kreme doughnut. Such an enormous doughnut will devour us all. Or we must devour it. Either way, we lose.I stand corrected. The donut burger, also known as the Luther Burger (rumored to be named for Luther Vandross), is not the ultimate in the heart-bursting arsenal. That distinction must go to Mulligan's Hamdog: a hot dog wrapped in a burger, deep fried, and smothered in chili, cheese and onions, served on a hoagie and covered with a fried egg and french fries. Instant Arrythmia.
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