Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Grand Theft Auto: Newberry
Newberry had its own little crime spree last week. Someone apparently went around the neighborhoods and found the unlocked cars and absconded with whatever they could take. Regrettably, this included us, although asll they got was the spare monitor for the DVD player in the van. I narrowed it down to the two most likely suspects:
After all, anyone could tell it was either the work of a brilliant mastermind or a no-account deadbeat crook.
Turned out to to be the latter – two high school kids committed the dirty deeds. They were that unique combination of brave and stupid, as they decided to steal guns…straight out of an unlocked Alachua County police cruiser! Maybe comparing them to Slyde is being too generous…this seems to be more in line with the criminal genius of this smart-dressed individual:
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